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Kali Muscle OG – Before He Was Famous

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Kali Muscle at Venice Beach

First time I saw Kali Muscle was from somebody posting something on the bodybuilding.com Misc back in 2008.  I remember never having seen someone do a muscle up before I watched that video of Kali.  In the next video he did a set of 40 pull ups nonstop.  Impressive.

At the time, i wanted to be huge as fuck, I wanted to look like Frank Mcgrath, so I was motivated as fuck by Kali’s Deca and Dbol muscles, they were exactly the look I wanted but had no idea how to obtain.  Back then Kali wasn’t rich and wasn’t on the HGH like he is today.  He just had big full slabs of steroid muscle that hadn’t been fucked up by HGH and insulin.  He looked incredible.

Then I remember Kali breaking into public awareness as his youtube presence grew and he got his famous commercial with GEICO on Tv where he’s a “bodybuilder directing traffic” which went completely mainstream and viral as fuck, launching him into the mainstream permanently.

One funny commonality Kali shares is winning the overall at the NPC Contra Costa, the same as our friend Bostin Loyd.  In fact, Kali won that show the very year before Bostin.

They later had some beef about this when Bostin challenged Kali to compete against him and kali muscleclaimed he would smoke Kali’s ass.

Well what Bostin really should have done is picked Kali up in his 3CC Hummer and enlisted him to be a model for his new 3CC Muscle Freak Masturbation CamShows he’s doing.  Kali already has the experience in G4P and the physique, he should have no problem becoming a star at that too!

Honestly, “Kali Muscle” is a pretty good gay stage name I would guess.  I’ll bet that’s where the name came from and probably just stuck.

A post about Kali Muscle wouldn’t be complete without mentioning Top Ramen and Hyphy Mud.  Kali’s alleged secrets to being so swole.

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Kali Muscle Hyphy Mud…Yum?

He claims Pepsi and Coffee grounds are the shit, and the number 1 preworkout.  So he made a powdered version that looks like diahreha and put it out for sale on the shelves of supplement stores everywhere….yum!

Couple this with copious amounts of top ramen and tuna and you too can become swole like Kali Muscle!  Kali doesn’t use steroids or no human growth hormones because steroids are bad.  Human growth hormones are bad too!  When he got out of prison he didn’t need no steroids!  Dbol? Motherfucker he never even heard of it.  Who knows what that shit can do to you.  Dbol…rubbish.  “Too Much Muscle! Goddamit son, Too Much Muscle!”

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