Guys Toilet Paper is For Savages,

All my life in America, me and everyone I knew took a shit and then grabbed some tissue paper

SAVAGES!

and smeared it all over their ass and then walked around with it like that for the rest of the day. Disgusting. That is SAVAGE behavior.

We don’t don’t that in thailand. We use a fucking hose to wash our asses off after we take a shit and then toilet paper to dry it. What’s more is that girls here wash their pussys off after they pee instead of like in the USA where these nasty bitches walk around with urine pussy all day. CHRIST!

Now that I have seen the light and use a hose with a jet stream of water to clean off, I can never

Hygiene Mother Fucker!!

go back to my formerly savage ways.

Japanese are known for bidets, and we have those here in thailand too. Walk into the mall and use the toilet? Get your ass nicely cleaned off by a complimentary bidet, allowing you to continue your day of shopping with a bright bright smile on your face. Why hasn’t the western world caught up to asians on this basic tenet of hygiene and cleanliness? It is absolutely disgusting.

If you live in the USA here is what you need to do so that you no longer walk around smearing shit all over your ass everyday.

Buy a package of wet wipes. Put it in you backpack or whatever you carry with you when you leave the house for the day. When you take a shit, take out a few wet wipes and clean your ass off making sure there is 100% cleanliness. Take some regular toilet paper and dry off.

Result = Civilised Living – No More Toilet Paper Savagery