The Delray Misfits

The Delray Misfits

What’s Up Dude,

The Delray Misfits is a reality show with over 100 episodes on Youtube.  The show is about a group of Bodybuilders and Gym Goers in Delray Beach Florida, probably insane people. Many having mental disabilities or handicaps or brains blown out by drugs and fetal alcoholism.

These guys, picked the perfect word to describe themselves.  They are True Misfits. Watching their reality TV show on Youtube has every bit as much drama and absurdity as something like Keeping Up With The Kardashians on E! I actually used to watch this shit on a nightly basis with my ex-gf, after a good toke of course, and never before.

The Delray Misfits were founded by Prince Andrew “the camera man” in the year of m’lard

2009.  This guy walks around the gym filming the cast of misfits and instigating much of the drama with his disguised encouragement from behind the lens.

Andrew is actually super nice and is by far the most normal guy in the series.  If I had to pick a misfit for my sister to date it would either have to be Andrew or I’d be forced to Kill myself.

Andrew mostly stays behind the camera recording and giving humorous commentary, instigating near physical altercations with

Haitians, and stroking the Ego of The Sith Lord. Andrew is just a normal guy who likes to laugh, very relatable.

The Delray Misfits would NEVER have enjoyed the stardom they have without their Super Star Jason Genova aka The Dark Lord Spaniard aka Man-Getter aka Vader aka “I’m not Autism”

Genova is impossible to understand without taking some time out to invest in watching the series.  At first you will wonder what all the hype

is about.  You may be bored watching a 31 year old man who appears to be Autistic doing his seemingly forever unchanging weight lifting routine at the gym.  Forge on bro.  It’s worth it.  Jason Genova is without a doubt every bit as interesting as the Dos XX guy.

Jason’s Lifetime Goal is to become a Pro Bodybuilder and in his mind he believes he is well on his way there.  A common sighting of Genova could include ripping his shirt off, screaming at haters and trolls, throwing and slamming weights, flexing doing most

muscular poses, scheming how to scam people into giving him money and becoming an even more famous Youtube Celebrity.  All of this, while viewing himself in the mirror and calling himself “A Freak” famously Jason Genova has “Got that Craig Titus Look”

It took me awhile to warm up to Jason, but once I did Jesus Christ I became a Genova’s Witness whether I wanted to or not.  He just draws you into the piss and it’s like an addiction.  You can’t believe your eyes what you are seeing this maniac doing and at the very least you must know what crazy shit he’s got up too.  It’s unbelievable.

Big Richard – Jesus, this guy is fucking crazy.  He’s this massive old guy that gets cancer and

fights it off and “ups the dose”.  Recently he’s been talking about how he enjoys “Cruising” on 1000mg Testosterone Enanthate.  Yes, a normal dosage for a young man trying to get really jacked, but for a cancer survivor over 70 years old?  I guess it helps fight the muscle wasting bro.  Anyways, I’m not talking shit because i’ll probably be doing the same thing at his age.  All this guy does is talk shit though.  He is a tough guy.  I’m sure he’s not afraid to get in a fight even if he got his ass handed to him, this guys ego is just completely out of fucking control.  My Favorite Big Richard Moment was when he confronted and threatened Genova about Sexting his Daughter over Facebook.  Genova nearly pissed his pants.

Next on the list,

Fat Fucking Lenny – Lenny isn’t actually fat, he’s actually ripped up to shreds.  He just has the

most revolting Palumboism HGH+Insulin Gut ever seen on planet earth.  I really mean that, he deserves a world record or something.  He calls himself the “Tom Platz of Abs” considering himself to have the most well developed abdominals of all time.  Big Lenny is truly fucking Piss, Sick, Revolting, and Insulting.

Lenny is famous for being a recovering Tranny Porn Addict.  In an effort to vilify that which he craves most, he calls everyone he looks down upon “PORN ADDICTS” and “Cookie Cutters” LMAO.  In a way Lenny does this to build a stronger barrier between himself and his attraction to Tranny Porn. By referring to those he hates as “Porn Addicts” Lenny creates a connection between the people

who he believes to be filth and the objects of his desire.  Thereby creating negative associations with Tranny Porn in his mind, resulting in him being less likely to relapse.  He is so worried about relapsing with tranny porn that he has removed all digital entertainment including TV and Computer from his home, and refuses to buy a smart phone as he knows his thirst for tranny will overcome him if given only the slightest opportunity.

Lenny is damn funny,  he’s just so fucking insane.  In one episode he blows a snot rocket onto himself after a set of squats…revolting.

As much as I enjoy the MENTS lenny can bring, at the same time i’m completely disgusted by him, he is definitely hard to watch, but a great character in the Genovaverse.

Next Up,

Mail Prick Brad – Brad is the Delray Beach Mailman working for our honourable US Postal

Service to deliver mail.  Dudes tatted up like crazy and a total asshole, but he loves it.  Asshole = Brad’s persona.  I don’t think i’ve ever heard anything but negativity escape his lips, quite hilarious.

He delivers a lot of MENTS (entertain-ments) from giving Genova a daily dose of TRUTH.  Mail Prick Brad is quick to call Jason a Fat Disgusting Sack of Shit whenever Jason goes Full Hindenburg fat powerlifter mode.

Brad was also the first of the Del Ray Misfits to reveal that he uses TRT Testosterone

Replacement Therapy.

It’s working, because Brad is pretty Damn Strong on the Bench Press.

Mail Prick has recently become Janoy’s (Jason) personal morning camera man, replacing Andrew in that faculty.  This new job has been accompanied by a firestorm of negativity and pissy fits thrown Genova’s way.  I’m not complaining.  It’s funny as shit.  Sometimes it seems Mail Prick Brad oversteps and is too harsh though.  I mean how much can you even enjoy life filled with so much negativity?  Nevertheless Mail Prick is an excellent character and brings major MENTS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e21JOsU1gqo

Next Up

The Women Jennifer and Emma – Two Women with Big Fake Bolt Ons.  Jennifer is sweet in a

way, and Emma is pretty revolting, she’s like an alternative meth’d out twist on Zoey Deschanel. It is definitely refreshing to see women while watching the Del Ray Misfits.  Sometimes the piss can just get to be too much,  and an attention whoring big tit fitness hoe mixes it up just enough for the show to not go full on homo.

Jennifer was the make chica for the majority of the show, gaining many internet admirers and freaky stalkers.  She was the morning front desk girl at Gold’s Gym Del Ray Beach.  She has since moved on and does who the fuck knows what now, but she does still reside in Del Ray Beach.

Since Jen faded out of the series it was just our luck that another slutty attention whore came “bursting” onto the scene.  Emma, the new pair of tits on display, comes along with quite the personality

and background.  Hella Emma mugshots have been dug up by pisstroopers online.  Honestly she seems relatively attractive physically if you like girls who look like they could be MailPrick Brad’s twin sister but she has an insane past and i’m sure is just as insane today.  There is an episode of her telling Andrew and Brad about all the sexual fantasies she’s had while using the gym equipment and then proceeds to give them a tour of the gym equipment she’s thought about using for some risque’ adventures. What the Fuck lol.

Anways, if you google search “Emma Delray Misfits” a bunch of like dominatrix sexual stuff comes up, go to “images” and you’ll see a bunch of weird fuckin’ pictures of her.  I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole.

If reading all this wasn’t enough to peak your interest to watch an episode sheerly due to the insanity that is the Delray Misfits then I don’t know what will.

There are many other characters in the Delray Misfits and the Genovaverse but i’m going to leave this article here, as I feel I have spoken enough and it’s time for you to get watching.

Before I go i’ll leave you with one of my favorite Delray Misfits Episodes to start with

Peace Out Bye,

-The Bodybuilder in Thailand